Dork
A dirty blonde, 5’2 female.
Dork by They/them/helicopter November 11, 2021
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Dork
Someone that tries to tell somebody they are more talented than they are and thinks they are effectively inflating the person's ego by doing it.
The dork thought she owned the place (even though she wasn't even from there) and tried to tell people that she thought werre weaker than her that they were more talented than they really were, thinking they actually believed or went for a word of the bullshit she said. Good thing for the people that knew who she was talking shit about, they knew she was full of shit and were never in danger of getting too inflated.
Dork by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Dork
Somebody that constantly has to have a game to play or a song to sing just to make it a few miles down the road in a car. Someone that has to read a murder mystery novel to come up with a way to have somebody offed (by a hitman for example). Somebody that uses their own face on an uninspired painting, or paints something in the vicinity because they are a narcissist that lacks imagination.
The dork might have been helpless to kill her husband if she hadn't read the murder mystery about how to hire a hitman and get away with the murder. She lived her entire life as a coward, so she wouldn't try it if the odds were against her getting away with it at some point, or at least getting her sentence reduced.
Dork by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Dork
Someone that got made fun of a lot in school then becomes a murderous socialite later in life to show the world how badass she really was along (even if it was the hitman that did her actual dirty work).
The black widow wasn't the one that bit her husband's head off, she was much too cowardly for that, she had to have a hitman he never met or suspected to be a hitman shoot him dead. She was someone that would never see in the mirror the dork everyone else saw when they looked at her.
Dork by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Dork
The dork that got mad about his/her head almost exploding when the guy stared at him/her would have gladly been a lifelong student if someone had been willing to pay all of his/her college expenses. The hardass image was just a facade, since he/she thought that everybody acted that way all the time in real life (just like a character from a book or novel).
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
Dork
Someone that wants to be a socialite. Someone that has to pretend to be somebody else to get accepted by a group of people, usually because their life would be boring, unoriginal, unimaginative, and plain without the pretense of being this other intriguing person that people are actually interested in/pay attention to, or want to know/want around.
The actress was a natural tomboy and was naturally loose in social situations, and the dork was so impressed by her that she was everything the dork wanted to be (except a scam artist/poseur). The actress wasn't someone people wanted to go away whenever she was around, even as herself, and that was the difference between the actress as herself and the dork when she tried to be herself.
Dork by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021