couchebag

n. someone who ditches band practice
other forms-couchebagged, couchebagging, couchebaggery

Guitarist: Dude our bass player is such a couchebag.
Drummer: Yeah he totally ditched us.

by Craig Christofanelli April 27, 2006

CrouchClamp

A girl who keep's his guy on a leash. The girl who dominates in a relationship. Girl who pussywhips her guy.

Fuck, we lost our best friend to a crouchclamp!

by JoetheWordDog March 6, 2009

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

crotchetta

a doll often found will snippings of the hair missing. a naked barbie with short wirey hair, and has spanish words written on the forhead.

yesterday i found that crotchetta on my sisters floor it was naked covered in hola's.

by tootsiRoll123 October 26, 2009

Crochet Sweater

a knitted sweater

Natalina wanted to cuddle with Tarun by the fireplace while he wore his warm crochet sweater

by Tiger aka Tickler November 6, 2012

crotcheral

The region around a mans penis and testicles. Also known as the crotch region.

"I've got a really odd pain in my crotcheral region."

by Mrenigma1122 August 21, 2017

Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket

i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017