chris crocker

A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.

Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.

by jewel! December 24, 2007

Betty Crocker

When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.

I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker

by Patreazy April 5, 2007

crickets

The response from a friend about a previous night's activities, typically following heavy alcohol consumption.

You: "Last night was sloppy – can you believe we ate burgers at Zuni?!"
Friend: No response or recollection…crickets…

by Itwasnt Me May 24, 2007

rim cricket

1. An individual who kisses so much ass that they develop a taste for anal secretions and are therefore constantly loitering about bacteria infested locations such as toilet bowl rims and the rectums of those who hold higher office in the work place.
2. Bi-sexual females or lesbians that have high regard for oral/anal pleasures.

1. I can't believe that rim cricket snagged my check airmanship right out from under me. Asskisser.
2. Those two hot chicks I took home from the titty bar the other night turned out to be a couple of rim crickets. One's face was in the other's butt for so long I didn't even get a taste!

by Scott Crossfield May 17, 2006

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.

Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.

by clevelandbrowns2008 April 27, 2008

panty crickets

(noun) an std most often referred to as crabs

Latisha said Lawanda had panty crickets.

by lamontis November 8, 2007

Cricket

a term used for something being not right or correct

dave and jon walked in the elevator and it jerked un controllably
john says " that deffinatly isnt cricket"

by mgk squires July 16, 2008