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The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.
Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!
by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020
mugGet the The Capuchin Crankmug.

Crank Date

Noun.
crank date referring to man or woman invited over for sexual favors in order to do some of their crank.
Lets invite John over for a crank date, maybe if we blow him, he will give us some of his crank
by MissSuzieSunshine January 25, 2009
mugGet the Crank Datemug.

cranked out

When you're planning to party tomorrow night but you've been partying hardcore tonight and might be too hungover to party for a few days.
Becky is definitely not making it to the party tomorrow, she's already cranked out.
by j-dizzle87 June 3, 2017
mugGet the cranked outmug.

hydrolyzed crank

Speed Cola contains hydrolyzed crank
by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023
mugGet the hydrolyzed crankmug.

Anger crank

The act of furiously masturbating due too something that made you mad.
Man, this is pissing me off, I’m about to go anger crank.
by Masjfo January 30, 2023
mugGet the Anger crankmug.

Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"
Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk
by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022
mugGet the Crank-junkmug.

Yank the crank

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"
by anonymous November 6, 2020
mugGet the Yank the crankmug.

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