Compassionate Conservative 

A sentence that does not exist in the English language.

President Bush is the least compassionate conservative ever.

Compassionate Conservative by If this isn't obvious, a liberal October 7, 2007

bedwetting republican conservative 

Used to refer to republican conservatives who favor stricter government controls over civil rights, most especially in the War on Terror. The term suggests extreme fear, and is generally applied to those who suggest limiting Constitutional rights to protect against an unseen enemy.

The bedwetting republican conservatives want to spy on us, hold poeple with charging them with a crime, and take away our rights, piss away our tax money, at go to war because they are so worried about terrorists. Meanwhile our boarders are wide open, cargo is not inspected, and the Department of Homeland Security is a joke.

bedwetting republican conservative by Cool T May 20, 2006

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative) by Skyrim550 August 27, 2022

Tin Foil Conservative 

A Paranoid Conservative who unlike mainstream conservatives buys into one or all of the conspiracy theory's that pop up on the Extreme Right and far-right
Conspiracy theories that somehow make their way into the edges of the mainstream.

example

The War on Christmas
Bither Conspiracy (Obama is not a legal citizen conspiracy)
New World Order Conspiracy
Fema Concentration Camp Conspiracy
Clinton Body Count Conspiracy
Jewish 9/11 Conspiracy
Global Warming is a Fraud Conspiracy
ect...

Don't listen to the guy spewing stories about a New World Order, He's just a Tin Foil Conservative

Tin Foil Conservative by Truth_Out September 7, 2009

evil conservative 

The Evil conservative is an exceedingly wicked person who gains in his or her personal career by advancing injustice and cruelty to a marginalized segment of society. These people are exceedingly cruel and heartless because they are kicking and destroying what is ALWAYS MARGINALIZED AND defenseless. (Thus, for example, amputees who are poor do not get prosthetic appliances because NEOCONwar plans of world conquest need support, even though the wealthy elities get massive tax refunds, during the same war period.)The primary weapon of the evil conservative is, of course, evil, which begins, invariably, with slander. Slander need not be as defined at American law, it is the deliberate degrading of another human being to sub human status, to a status low enough to "legitimize" all others kicking and destroying them. To an evil conservative a human being cannot change, reform, he or she is defined by the greatest mistake they ever made. Thus, for example, it isn't "murder of a human being" if you kill a drug addict, to the evil neoconservative, it's killing a lower life form known as a drug addict. Examples of evil conservatives are Dick Cheney (quite possibly the most wicked man to ever live), Don Rumsfeld (a very, very close runner up), I "Scooter" Libby, (who is being prosecuted for his wickedness) Douglas Feith (a exceedingly sinister devil), David Wurmser (a known closet neofascist), Richard Perl (he's just insane or quite possibly possessed by the Devil), the entire GOP Congress (an exceedingly evil bunch of wicked conservatives), and 3/4 of all sitting judges on any modern American Court ( who say they are bound to follow wicked and evil laws even though when the Nuremburg Judges of fascist Germany did it by obeying the Nuremburg Laws American-led justice sentenced them to life in prison, saying the courts had a duty to not follow evil law.)

Did you know that Richard Cheney made sure the Social Security Administration changed its rules to make sure that all disabled amputees who are not indpendently wealthy were treated with deliberate cruelty?

No, I didn't, what did he do?

He made them change their rules to say that a man missing a leg isn't disabled IF an artificial leg, that he doesn't have and the SSA won't pay for and he cannnot afford to buy it and won't have one in order to work, would enable him to work and he is, therefore, NOT DISABLED!

That evil conservative! Why did he do that?

Because Dick Cheney wants the American government to resemble his father, the Devil.

evil conservative by Mrs. Sajuaro September 28, 2006

Neo-Conservative 

American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.

Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.

I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.

Neo-Conservative by Matt April 25, 2005

Hip Hop Conservative 

Hip Hop Conservatives are the dispossessed/disgruntled classicists who desire a return to the golden days, often the 90's, and latter 80's; when hip hop was "real."

Hip Hop conservatives, just like their political counterpart, are very weary of change in hip hop culture and technical practice. They often parade on the YouTube's, gaining popular support in the comment section by either, a: openly criticizing a fairly new video or song; and (or) b: by openly appealing to when hip hop was "real" claiming hip hop has "sold out."

"MAN, this song is ASS. I remember when hip hop was REAL in the 90's. I wish music went back to those days. I'm a hip hop conservative, yo."

Hip Hop Conservative by con-do May 5, 2011