compton

a city in california

that niggas straight out a compton

by danny-g May 13, 2005

computer gonorrhea

When you try to download pr0n onto your roommate's computer cuz you broke
yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
such. Some sort of computer ointment needs to be applied to remove it,
which has to be done very carefully to ensure that no skankersores come
back. Especially if pirate hooker pr0n was downloaded, in which case
heavy-duty ointment needs to be applied.

Similar to computer AIDS, except slightly more reparable.

Lana just couldn't resist temptation, and found herself infecting yet
another machine with computer gonorrhea.

by 2girls1finger February 11, 2008

Computery

Of or relating to a person skill or lack there of in using a computer.

I don't know how to do that. I'm not very computery.

by Docrock6 June 19, 2009

compton grand slam

A Grand Slam breakfast purchased at a Denny's in Compton, California. Consists of crack, peyote, PCP and meth instead of the usual sausage, eggs and pancakes.

Tyrese: Yo loc, imma head to Denny's and get my ass a Compton Grand Slam.

Jamal: NI**A PLEASE! (shoots)

by beotchprease January 13, 2010

Computer Minutes

The time it takes for an install/download/etc to complete. The download may state "15 minutes" but in computer minutes it's at least 20 or more, depending on the estimated time.

Corey: Alright, torrenting the whole season now.
Dylan: Awesome, and in only 40 minutes?
Corey: More like 60 computer minutes.
*group sigh*

by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011

Compton Baptism

The official definition is unknown to all other than the anonymous Kettering University student that was in the mens bathroom on the corner of units 33 & 34 on one whimsical day within Thompson Hall. The word was played horizontal in a match of Kettering Crossword. Many students came to question the meaning, some even ventured to come up with their own definition but no one truly knows other than the author who wrote this prodigious term on the wall within the stall.

"Hey have you seen Compton Baptism written on the wall inside the first stall?"
"What the fuck does Compton Baptism mean?"
"A Compton Baptism has to have some kind of sexual meaning"
"That guy who wrote Compton Baptism on the wall is one major player"

by Kettering EngiNerd February 13, 2009

computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.

dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned

by Marlind September 12, 2010