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Complexionist

A complexionist is someone who dislike any complexion other than his or her complexion
I don't like people that are fair in complexion and I don't care if you call me a complexionist
by El-Eureka Darlington May 11, 2018
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complete bagpipes

Adjective to describe a situation evoking an emotional state akin to that which is evoked by the fifth consecutive hour of bagpipe playing
That product release was complete bagpipes
by bagpipeplayer June 16, 2018
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completly shit ass driver

Somebody who is so bad at driving not just a car but any vehicle with wheels (bike). Who should never have gotten there liscence because monkeys can drive better. Most people get the nickname of being a Gracie.
Oh my gosh she just hit a parked car and totaled her car she is a completly shit ass driver she must be a Gracie.
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Completely single

Completely single means not even in the talking stage with anyone.
Habibi 1: Yooooo, are you completely single?
Habibi 2: No, I am in the talking stage with this one cute guy...
Habibi 1: Then you're not completely single
by Lehen Ke Boudi November 25, 2022
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needlessly complex

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.
The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.
by FPB June 18, 2008
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Splenitude Complex

It’s a behaviour commonly seen manifesting in medium to low ranking social acquaintances, the subject displays an almost instant but thankfully temporary improvement in social skills.

They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.

Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.
Generic High Ranker: Anyone heard from Splenum today?

Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!

Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!

Etc etc!
by NMFTW September 1, 2010
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Infloridority Complex

When you feel down because all of your friends are doing something cool over break; but you're sitting home rolling blunts, watching Archer, and getting snapchats of palm trees and roller coasters and shit; you may have an Infloridority Complex. It's a rough life, huh?
"What a bitch! Why didn't he snap me back after I sent him that picture of us riding that unicorn?!?"
"Obviously he's jealous... Maybe he has an Infloridority Complex!"
"Oh yeah! They say those are pretty rough... Best we let him sulk in peace."
by Guitartrombone December 29, 2014
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