commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock

so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans

by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024

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Commando, commUando, ANd commandO

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

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Commando

Synonym of retarted, retarted person. Dumbass on dizzy.

This nigga is a commando...

by Dr_sargento May 5, 2025

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Niche larpercore term in an online group called N3XSEC as a nickname for users who are pedophiles, predators, or perverts. Originates from 2024 when a user named Commando was exposed for possessing CSAM and being part of the UTTP.

“ur a commando” “blud pulled a commando”

by n3xcorp November 26, 2025

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valleys commando

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping

Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.

by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013

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Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015

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