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clitoris

1. A highly mobile, dot-shaped nub deviously located in the vulva and designed by nature to turn what is otherwise a pleasurable male sexual experience into an imposition.

2. Something that highly successful people often find in others.
1. Her clitoris kept on dodging my index finger until I got writer's cramp and threw in the towel.

2. Helmut Kohl found the clitoris of the German people.
Margaret Thatcher found the clitoris of the English people. Her boss found the clitoris of the company's management board. Pete, could you please try to find the clitoris of the sales department?
by Carolus Galviensis August 29, 2007
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clitoris

her clitoris its like a swollen speed bag
by drillit73 June 8, 2009
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Enlarged Clitoris

If a women takes steroids, she gets an englarged clit
Yo dude, that hoe from last thursday had a enlarged clitoris and huge arms!
by ElSmog69 February 7, 2017
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clitoris

the little hangy part of the punan, located above where you insert the chode
Debbe's clitoris is so crusty she has to use vasoline
by DebChristinaLau April 22, 2003
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Clitorial

A clitoris tutorial given by your swamp buffalo momma that taught me how to make her squirt.
"Did you try "clitorial 4: party tricks", postman Steve? That hobag fills a champange glass. It's retarded."
by GayPornSpankmaster71 July 10, 2003
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clitoris

The females excuse for a Dick, Penis
Not very visible unless rubbed vigorously
by Martinique Vespuckie December 16, 2003
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clitorisnose

a basic anatomy-based insult
Bill O'Reily is a clitorisnose.
by clockiewitch October 24, 2008
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