clean coal

Coal industry lobbying money in untraceable notes.

“My administration is putting an end to the war on coal, going to have clean coal, really clean coal.” Donald Trump

by Church Wolf April 2, 2017

clevarity

a unit explaining exactly how clever a person, or a person's statement is.

The person that made up this word must have had a lot of clevarity, or maybe they were just really cocky and thought they were clever so they posted it on urban dictionary just to be able to use it in a sentence... Then if any one doubted the clevarity of using the word the creator could tell them to look it up, and the word would be on urban dictionary... with a rather odd example.

by Ryan Paul Muniz April 4, 2011

Ghetto Cleaning

Ghetto cleaning is when you find a dirty article of clothing you want to wear, and instead of washing it, you spray it down with fabreze

"Dude, didn't you wear that shirt two days ago? You already cleaned it?"

"Naw man, I just went ghetto cleaning this morning"

"You smell like lilacs"

by RobPes March 21, 2009

tutty clean

Getting a blow job.

Hey bro where did u go last night? Oh I just went to get my tutty cleaned by some whore.

by jayson74 April 14, 2009

Pre-clean

Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.

I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.

Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.

by dirty113 December 21, 2009

Hazmat Clean-Up

The act of purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and delivering it to the whore you banged last night.

You better use a condom or you’ll be doing a Hazmat Clean-Up tomorrow because that skank ain’t on birth control.

That bitch dropped the Puke & Nuke on me and now I need to do a Hazmat Clean-Up.

by king j$ August 9, 2010

something clean

If you're looking around here on Urban Dictionary, you're probably wondering if there is anything on here that doesn't relate to something vulgar or sexual. Well, here it is.

"I was looking on Urban Dictionary and I actually found something clean." ~ nobody

by theonlysanepersononthiswebsite July 1, 2017