clarinet

a hand looking butt plug

please hand me my clarinet my butt needs a fucking

by gaydier January 26, 2024

claving

opposite of jelqing, inverse jelqing
the goal of claving is to exercise ur penis to get smaller, therefore extending it in the process

“I caught Robert claving in front of the girls at the party”

“Silly Robert, he’s always claving”

by claveboy February 11, 2024

Clarking

A man so late. He pulls his cum face half hour after he’s shot his load.

What’s wrong with your face are you Clarking. He was clarking on the train because he he had a wank before leaving the house.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Claxing

1. To munt while gooning.
2. To get a blumkin and mew at the same time.

Mr. Belding: Brayden what are you doing to that body?!
Brayden: I'm claxing right now Mr. Belding.

by YOURMOMFUCKEDMELASTNIGHT123456 March 18, 2024

CLARPING

Clarping is when you clap at the same time as you fart to drown out the sound.

The nervous freshman clarped at the senior party to avoid embarrassment. (Verb)

Definition: Clarping is when you clap at the same time as you fart to drown out the sound.

by Clarping March 23, 2024

Claxing

Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.

Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.

by Clax lover March 30, 2024

Claxing

When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.

“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”

by D20Dicing April 9, 2024