by Russian easy bake September 09, 2020
choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away
by Jewdrop crop top August 07, 2018
A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.
Person 1: Hey are you gay?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.
Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.
Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.
by ApersonA October 25, 2020
An oversized fin shaped , flap of skin , (landing strip), connecting male or female anus to penis or vagina.
by Rivardary June 16, 2019
by A-Aron balake January 15, 2015
Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.
Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"
by #duncelife April 30, 2020
by the grim preacher December 26, 2016