cheating-husband 

A man who has been married for 15 years with two children and a stay at home wife who has a Facebook profile which states he is a single dad who is taking care of his two kids. And when his wife askes about it he exclaims that he's been meaning to change it but has forgotten his password. And when he filled it out the keyboard keys got stuck from dried soda not allowing him to change the typos he hadn't noticed were there.

When your husband doesn't come home after work every night for three years till the early morning is when you know you have a cheating-husband.

cheating-husband by Breakfastatiffanies May 12, 2017

Chat Lethal 

When finishing an opponent in Hearthstone, assume that every card costs 0 mana, opponent has no taunts or secrets, all spells and abilities can hit face, all minions have charge and immune to silence/freeze, and that arithmetically 2+2=9.

Retard #1: "OMFG KRIPP SO BAD MISSED LETHAL"
Retard #2: "wtf why hit senjin and not wrath+starfall face?"
Retard #3: "WOW LETHAL MISSED"
Guy #1: "he only had 3 mana... chat lethal"
Retard #4: "have you noticed children's pee smells like turnips?"

Chat Lethal by Ryaii March 7, 2014

pinky cheater 

A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.

My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.

pinky cheater by Cranberry Bob July 9, 2021

Chat Roulette gent 

A rare or possibly mythical creature....
a male user of the popular website chat roulette who doesn't expose his genitals or encourage members of the opposite sex to show him their mammary glands.

Girl 1: I was on chat roulette and this guy DIDN'T have his dick out
Girl 2: Wow wow wow, you actually saw a chat roulette gent?

Chat Roulette gent by harv13 August 22, 2010

chat bite 

a french game which is played like tag, where the goal is to tag the other players on their genitals while saying “chat bite!”

“i’d love to play chat bite with putin one day”

chat bite by orducommun August 24, 2018

cheatmail

The free e-mail account that isn't known to one's romantic partner. Typically Gmail, Hotmail, or Yahoo Mail.

I sent the new girl at work a message from my cheatmail account so my wife doesn't see it.

cheatmail by chingaleta December 30, 2008

cheatsy doodles 

The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.

Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"

cheatsy doodles by IfIDieItsDrDerp April 25, 2014