took her to church

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.

I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.

by mrwinter March 22, 2007

Sweating like a whore in church

Sweating a whole lot, most likelly out of nervousness.

Did you see Jamie when he had to make his presentation? He was sweating like a whore in church!!

by Incendia Lupus November 3, 2008

church wine

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that's all you're getting. This comes from the eucharist part of a Catholic mass in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.

"Can I have a sip of your beer man?"

"Ugh, alright, but church wine that shit because I don't have much left."

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

chauch bag

Worse than a douche bag, the drunk guy at the bar who thinks hes a hardass!

That guy up at the bar in the nascar cutoff is a fucking chauch bag!

Hey, that chauch bag just called you a pussy!

by Tyler S. April 27, 2008

Church league softball team

Typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. Players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. Games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. All activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. Note: Not be confused with “Ringer Church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.

Scott asked me to join the Church league softball team. After checking with my Alcoholics Anonymous partner, I was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if I wanted to stay sober.

by Tonydanza2 August 15, 2009

church hobo

a kool kat who doesn't have her own church to go to so she leaches/piggy backs off other people, jumping between different churches.

my names haley, i'm a kool kat and i go to different churches every few weeks cause i'm a church hobo.

by luau95 February 25, 2011

churchill gene

A gene that enables a person to perform their best work whilst consuming amounts of alcohol that would kill people without the gene.

Named after British war-time prime minister, who defeated Hitler's Germany whilst intoxicated the majority of the time.

Jane: what exams results did you get?
Dave: straight A's cuzz.
Jane: how?! you drink vodka when you study and have a bottle of don before the exam?
Dave: must be the churchill gene.

by churchill90909 June 5, 2011