Count Fagula

The Twilight interpretation of vampires that sparkle, that completely kill the look of vampies.

Edward Cullen ie: Count Fagula head of the Twilight vampires

by bosoxfan1990 May 16, 2010

counter-cock

v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.

n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.

1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.

1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.

2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.

by Yatz January 31, 2005

chuntie

A Mexican American that likes to act like a native mexican, by listening to the music(ranchera), and/or wearing boots, a cowboy hat, and a big beltbuckle. The word is derrived from the word chuntaro, which is usually a derrogatory term for an old fashioned mexican that immigrated to the U.S. (many times illegaly) and still dresses and acts the same as he would in mexico.(a chuntie is acting like a northern mexican)

johnny:ey, wat are you listening to?
Juanito: chente fernandez fool
Johnny: fuckn chuntie ass!

by rigo bonilla May 26, 2007

chunta

A person who is annoying and blind and can’t see what’s right infront of them

i know you saw what i said chunta

by chunta October 16, 2018

Counter-Trolled

The resulting status of someone who intends to troll someone, but becomes trolled himself. See trolled

Bob: "Hooray for MLK! I love to drink MLK, it comes from cows."
Harry: "MLK doesn't stand for milk, you dumbass. It stands for Moroccan Lesbian Klub"
Bob: "You're dumb. It stands for Martin Luther King, and you've just been trolled!"
Harry: "Actually, you've just been counter-trolled."

by SpaceDecade January 19, 2009

Count Fagula

A person who dresses in the vamp fad. Derogatory.

"Look at all those little Count Fagula 5th graders"
"They just look emo to me"

by oRANGuTANG3ooo September 4, 2009

count

Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.

Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!

by eSentrik27 December 8, 2007