Caulk

1. Another name for the male reproductive organ

2. Something you put around a doorjamb to create a seal

Bitch get down on your hands and knee's and suck my caulk.

by Rosedale Technician January 11, 2012

cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.

In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.

by phi April 25, 2004

Caulking

Beating off in the shower

Girl: why are you taking so long in the shower?
Boy: I'm caulking!

by meesterrain January 16, 2015

caulk

The wrong way to spell cock(dick,penis)

My cock is eight inches long

by Reload April 15, 2004

Calderon

noun

1. A large, cavernous asshole similar to the caldera in a volcano; a hot, steamy, wide vagina

verb

2.dropping a large and expensive item in public, due to physical weakness, causing extreme humiliation

1. Diarrhea erupted out of Erick's calderon like hot magma out of a volcano.

2. He was upset with himself after calderoning his second computer monitor in one year

by Einstein the 3rd October 18, 2008

Holden Caulfield

The most piss-poor example of a teenager i have ever read about. Anyone who "connects" with him on a "personal level" is slightly mentally unstable.

"Dude, did you read 'The Catcher in the Rye'?"
"Oh yeah, that book with that piss-poor example of a teenager Holden Caulfield?"
"Yeah thats the one."

by Brains McGee March 20, 2009

caulkner

An intelligent gay man who embodies both literary talent and carpentry wiz.

(used words: cock, caulk, and great literary mind William Faulkner)

"Look at that caulkner boy buildin' those cute shelves to put all the books he wrote on"

by wmayes August 21, 2008