camberwell carrot

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

stick a carrot in your cuntie

like telling someone to go fuck themselves...but much much worse...because you only say it girls.

No she didn't give me the job. what did I say to her...I told her to stick a carrot in her cuntie..that's what I said to her.

by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004

carrotsniffer

generally used as an insult; meaning a jerk or someone being an ass

"Give me back my taco, you carrotsniffer!"

by criss&gina January 11, 2009

peel the carrot

When someone takes a crap and it slightly scrapes the back edge of the toilet seat

Every time my old man would visit he would peel the carrot and leave a carrot peel on our toilet seat. Sick!

by meridianloser February 12, 2010

California Carrot

The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.

by edex November 10, 2007

albino carrot

a white radish.

Vivien: Hey, i just ate an albino carrot!
Nicky: You mean a radish?

by NMenguin August 7, 2008

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 6, 2005