Campuflage

The disguise adopted by straights to blend into non-straight environments

Barry - "What do you think of this flowery shirt and feather boa combination for the Blue Oyster Bar?"

Karl - "Absolutely, fantasic Campuflage, no-one will look twice at you with clothes that uglyI"

by Sick Man Fraud January 27, 2023

campuzano

great wonderful people that are great to hang out with but the are built like actual sticks

hes a campuzano family member

by the worlds worst February 15, 2023

compush

when vegan alternatives are made to look like real meat

me: what did you eat
a: chicken drumsticks
me: I bet they were compushed

by foodfr March 4, 2023

Clampus

The son of one who stares into the world with a blank expression. Usually the product of inbreeding or small town Nebraska roots. This youngin will not have any other job in life other than making sure balloon head doesn't orbit into the atmosphere

Hey Jamaal look over there, Clampus is eating the tee ball plate!

by Gazellehoovesunite August 22, 2023

campese

an Italian family from new york who only watches football in the winter and baseball in the summer. They make more food than an african kid gets in a lifetime

We are going to the "campese" house for dinner

by bencampese December 1, 2024

Cambuslang

A mediocre place to be.

Simon Pandason: “Do you wanna go to Cambuslang”
Lil Timmy: “Nah bro, fuck you”
Simon Panderson: “Ok!”

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Camps

Relax Franny. Just until I get a couple of notches on my bed post, alright?

Hym "They're BEAUTIFUL camps, Franny. We got the best camps in the world.👌Very hospitable👌 Nobody in the world has camps like we do. Nobody."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025