beefing

From the episode "Laundry" from Jake and Amir. When two guys hang out and start crying. Amir does this often around Jake for no apparent reason.

Amir - Look at us crying up here like a bunch of ninnies. Heh, everybody turn back, don't look at us. Two dudes, two grown men, just sharing a beef.
Jake - What's a beef?
Amir - We're beefing right now!
Jake - No we're not.

by boxmanforpresident January 22, 2012

9 lbs of roast beef

What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.

"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

Beef

to have beef with someone is wanting a fight with them. A person having something against someone else or wanting an argument or a fight

oi blad why u want beef with me
oi u jacked my bredrin yeah and now i got beef with u

by buffness July 13, 2003

beef bazooka

The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings, when he comes inside her and gives her the big o. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height when he is swollen to his hugest size. Analogized to a "bazooka" both because of his shape and his ability to fire explosive blasts when he ejaculates. and described as "beef" because of his massively muscular strength.

She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

Soz Beef

"Soz Beef" is a sarcastic term to apologise to someone who is either hypocritical, stupid, or just too easy to take the piss out of. It is also used in place of "Like I care!"

"Your doin it wrong!!!!!"
"Soz beef!"

"Your not supposed to put THAT much cream in the soup"
"Soz Beef!"

by GazNVixDicto May 1, 2010

Beef Enchilada Facial

A dutch oven gone wrong. When someone intends to fart under the sheets and then hold their significant head under to breathe it and instead they shit.

I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend and gave her a beef enchilada facial instead. Now I need new sheets and a new girlfriend.

by Woodenho July 13, 2010

corned beef

the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon

ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light

by sweetpictureofpetey March 23, 2010