Buttershop

The act of photoshopping one's penis to look larger in a baby photo.

Mike totally buttershopped his picture.

by FortHoney May 7, 2011

[Butter] [Trail]

Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.

Travis: "Hey, didn't Derek drop a deuce earlier?"
Mark: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Mark: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Mark: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!

by Travis Pfeiffer January 30, 2009

bittersick

when something is sick and wrong, even gruesome, but yet somehow still enthralling. One can’t condone or perhaps even accept what one is seeing, but one can’t look away either. Jackass, a public hanging, a NASCAR crash, two girls 1 cup, instant replays of a football injury, much of reality TV.

Dude, that was a bittersick sack LT laid on the Skins quarterback last night! Did you see it? The bone was sticking out of his leg. And they showed the replay over and over. Bittersick.

What that guy ate on Fear Factor last night, that shit was bittersick.

by JakeinthedirtyD February 1, 2009

Butter noose

A rope of semen laid along the neck of an individual typically as the end result of titty fucking.

Hey Kev how did your date with Amanda go? Great. You know I titty fucked those fun bags and have her the biggest butter noose I've ever seen.

by aretegroup September 17, 2016

Butter-Baller

A male that shaves his scrotum smooth. Keeps that chicken skin soft and hairless.

Carla loves to tea bag Roger cause he's a butter-baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Butter the Dogs

Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet

It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"

Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.

Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.

Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

Peanut Butter Teeth

An individual who has poor hygiene in regards to their teeth, which causes their teeth to become a light brown color, resembling peanut butter.

Person 1: Hey, did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: Nah, I told her to take a hike. She had peanut butter teeth.

by Mr. NewVegas January 20, 2017