Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.

The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.

by JDirty September 27, 2013

Hoffa Bump

A "hoffa bump" is a massive speed bump that bangs into the bottom of your car, used to slow traffic

Hey slow down over that hoffa bump! Your going to rip up the bottom of my car

by TPnCP October 22, 2013

Raisin Bumping

the act of two or more old people having sexual intercourse

my grandma was raisin bumping with this guy last night
I walked in on my grandparents raisin bumping

by liimitzgaming March 27, 2011

bungee bump

Used when the elastic is just a little too long...

"That Bungee bump is going to hurt in the morning." (said when the person is being zipped inside a body bag)

by jess the bungee bumper November 14, 2004

sex bumps

When a person breaks out with pimples due to lack of sex

Person 1: omg! My face is breaking out with pimples!!

Person 2: Those are aren't pimples. Those are sex bumps!

by carmalog January 26, 2011

bumped uglies

another world of having sex

janice:Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?

joey:Well, that's really adifferent question.

janice:I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together has never bumped uglies
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by abdulaziz agoori May 29, 2008