poop burrito

A Mexican delight composed of Poop, Tortillas and authentic Mexican spices. It's sold at such stores as Bargin Bob's House of Feces and Taco Bell.

Let's go to Taco Bell, I got a hankerin' for a pooperin'! Um...burrito...in'.

by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004

shit burrito

when a guy takes a condom and shits into it, then he sticks it into a microwave for 30 seconds (preferably on high power), and then he fucks it.

I used my grandma's microwave to cook my shit burrito

by Saul Meyer May 29, 2003

Philly Burrito

A variation of the Burrito that was invented in Philadelphia and is very popular in the Philadelphia area.

How a Philly Burrito is made: A Person is took and shot in the head multiple times with a Gun, then the Dead Body of the Person is taken and put into a Large Sleeping Bag and then Bricks are placed in the Sleeping Bag then the Sleeping Bag is Superglued up and thrown into a River where it will sink to the Bottom of the River and Never found by anybody.

The Philly Burrito is the most delicious thing invented since the Philadelphia Cheesesteak. The only thing that sucks about Philly Burritos is, you can't eat them, unless you like polyester and wet, dead human flesh.

by Da Wizard Of OZ November 29, 2009

burrito

A brown guy/girl that wears Ed Hardy, Abercrombie, etc. and uses a shit load of hair product in an effort to resemble a Guido/Guidette.

Note - a 'Burrito' is male and a 'Burritette' is female.

Who brought Pauly D?" "Nah, that's just Hardik Singh." "Ah, a burrito."

by The Hick & The Brown Guy April 6, 2011

tainted buritto

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick

that girl sucked my tainted buritto

by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004

Norwegian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.

If a male from Norway injects feces into a Norwegian woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina.

I can't do a Norwegian Burrito because I'm not from Norway so I guess I'll just stick to a Tahitian Burrito.

by WaltersBabe23 August 4, 2014

burrito fallout

This is a phenomenon that occurs when you're jammin' on your burrito and the contents are ejected through the opposite end, falling into your lap. The cause is due to improper wrapping technique.

"Yo! Your bean burrito is all in your lap, ese. If homes had made it right, you would't have the burrito fallout!"

by BottomMover October 9, 2005