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Great Britain

Land of crappy weather and ugly white fops who fancy themselves hard.
Lord Yogurtooth and his plebians were told to f-off back to Great Britain twice, 1776 & 1812.
by son of the republic April 8, 2005
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Britain

Great Britain, United Kingdom

Small, tired, miserable and damp little island located west of the European mainland. Once the pre-eminent power of the world during the 19th century but now a mere shadow of it's former self. Horrible weather and food, and posseses a culture that is increasingly being transformed into a beer-swilling "yob" gutter society. Due to the rapid Islamisation of the UK it is not advisable to use their mass transit systems.

Mostly harmless.
"Why do they still keep calling it 'Great' Britain?"
by Thicksheikh September 11, 2007
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Boytarded

Adjective: a description of melodramatic, exaggerated, adrenaline fueled acts of idiocy that are glorified by the male gender. These acts, such as "Death Races in super armored battle cars", "Pimping with 20 women, all double Ds!", "Riding a flaming motorcycle to hell that runs on heroine!" as you will often seen depicted in movies, comic books and video games are aimed at young males to make them feel better about leading their otherwise dull lives, are referred to by this description. Mild negative connotation.
Brian: "Dude! That armor-piercing missile launcher attached to the giant mecha is awesome! Almost as awesome as the blue haired pilot, I want to get on that bubble booty and those gigantic tits!"

Sheila: *rolls eyes* Brian, that is so boytarded!

Example in media: Death Race (the movie) and Warhammer 40K
by D_is_for_daring! February 4, 2010
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britainy

A beautiful girl, usually called 'Brit'. Blue eyes, long brown hair and an amazing personality.
britainy, beautiful girl/ the beautiful one.
by blahblahpoop January 3, 2014
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Britany Spears

a dumb blonde who wishes she was even half as cool as every one in the world, even the homeless people. Has babies with random people and is fat. She then married some guy for like 5 hours then got divorced. She ran away with some paperazzi guy. A totall dumb ass.
wow dude, did you hear that Britany Spears last night? what a loser.
by Corell May 21, 2008
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little britain

it is very funny to watch new episodes of it. and the impressions people do are funny the first 20 times but stop being funny after it...
repetative idiot 1:dont like it
repetative idiot 2:yeah i know
repetative idiot 1:yeah but no but yeah
repetative idiot 2:i want a whipy!
repetative idiot 1:dont like it
repetative idiot 2: I fell
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!
by eastern person January 16, 2005
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britain

A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.

The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.

Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.

Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.

Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
by Alphonse du ponce March 13, 2008
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