Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.

"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."

by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

crash basket

Surprising, forceful delivery of an item into an unexpected oraface, resulting in pain or euphoria. Results depending on giver or receiver. Dilly Dilly!

When Terrance did that backflip off the bed, his foot went right in my crash basket!

by Felicia and Rogue Boner June 6, 2018

Scat basket

Generally used to describe a dog that eats it's own poo.

Can also be used to describe a human that includes pooing and peeing into their sex life.

Can you believe sparky ate his own poop? What a scat basket

Greg took a shit on Jen's chest. Can you believe she wanted it? What a couple of scat baskets.

by poserXposer January 18, 2019

Milk Basket

A Milk Basket is a reliable gimmick that men use to help them get laid.

A popular Milk Basket in the 50s was a literal Milk Basket that men would bring to people’s houses in order to fuck their wives.

by TheIsaacHall June 28, 2019

Fat basket

Stomach

"I ate way too much, my fat basket is killing me"

by Not_a_regulario January 13, 2020

Burt Baskin Scoop

Taking an ice cream scooper and ramming up ones ass. This resembles something like a Baskin Robbins scooper that is shoved up someone's ass. The recipient of this act was subject to pain or pleasure depending on if they are a masochist or not.

Person 1: Hye, why do you have a ice cream scooper
Person 2: Oh, yeah it's time to do the Burt Baskin Scoop tonight.
Person 1: Oh Hell No, this ain't a Baskin Robbins.

by AN0SEater March 19, 2020

carole baskin

(n.) a woman who killed her husband.

carole baskin killed her husband, whacked him. can’t convince me that it didn’t happen.

by shit_a_rat April 19, 2020