Brantford

An acronym that best describes this place is SHITHOLE. Brantford’s crowning achievements are that they have Wayne Gretzky and in 1985 it held the top spot in Canada for most dangerous city. Don’t get tricked by this fact though. It’s still the worst, the police and the citizens just stopped reporting crime and it still holds its spot near the top for REPORTED crime. It’s the unreported crime king. Bell City is a bad place for anyone that likes to be safe.

Brantford is the only city in the world that could lay claim to ‘murder capital’ and not even report most murders

by CanadianAmerican198 December 12, 2021

brantford

A city in Canada that is more dangerous than most cities in the USA. It’s violent crime, especially murders and assaults, is out of control, the police force is corrupt and lazy, drug use is a common habit of the locals, theft can happen for anything, even things that aren’t worth stealing, it’s just as dangerous during the day as it is at night. The city suffers from a lot of youth crime as well. The opioids flood the ghettos and housing projects which make the atmosphere even worse. People are very poor and haven’t received the proper education to leave the city. It’s quite literally falling apart and has been forever.

Brantford doesn’t have a safe space….. go get into a fight infront of a Brantford cop and they won’t arrest you, they’ll start placing bets on who they think is going to win

by Gunemdown December 14, 2021

brantford

A city in Ontario well-known for being the most dangerous in Canada despite having a 100k population. Murder and other violent crimes occur just as regularly as property crime and drug usage. Imagine an all white poverty stricken trailer park but in city form and every resident has an illegal gun and heroin

brantford is ghetto and smells like welfare

by Hockeyfuck May 26, 2023

bantertrocious

When various parties are exchanging witty banter and somebody says something, seemingly clever - when in fact, it's stupid - to the point of almost atrocious. yo

'Obama is pretty pimp..

yea he is.. he's like a black guy - but smart'

oops.. I think someone f'd up..

yea, that sh@t was bantertrocious..

l

by Ishan Bodi October 14, 2009

banterlosis

A condition acquired by someone who has been overwhelmed by the banter.

Geoff: What's up with Steve?
Alan: I think he's got banterlosis
Geoff: How come?
Alan: He must have been overwhelmed by the bantics

by paedo10 November 13, 2011

Bantercheque

A bantercheque is one persons recognition of anothers sucess. It can be anything from something as innocent as buying a DVD you wanted, or sleeping with the girl youve been buttering up for ages!!

"Hey John"

"Yeah?"

"you know that girl with the rusty roof i like?"

"yeah, the one with the damp cellar?"

"yeah, her - i finally boned her last night!"

"bantercheque!"

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

bantercoot

A transition of an animal called a bandicoot. A Bantercoot is a person who is an absolute animal at banter.These people can tear down a person's confidence with a single word.

" Jim took an earfull of banter down the pub the other night from the bantercoot!"

"I know, heard hes booked in for counseling sessions now, bless him"

by jimtim February 19, 2014