moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.

Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty

by Moof moof April 24, 2016

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Booger Gang

A Gang Of Bunch of people who like to take dabs

?friend 1 : yo you wanna take a dab
friend 2 : you can only do that if you are in the booger gang

by Salim Shaidiy April 22, 2021

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Shuttle Booger

A loose booger caught in the nasal canal that manoeuvres up and down in sync with the inhaling and exhaling of the nose.

Blake Wilkins: Hey man! Whats up ?
Lachie D: Not much, but i got a big fuck off shuttle booger!
Blake Wilkins: Aww mate, no good!

by xLachie1401x September 14, 2016

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Booger whiskers

When a small child wipes boogers with dirty hands causing a streak on their cheeks of dried booger and dirt making it look like someone drew whiskers on their face.

It looks like someone drew whiskers on her face but they are just booger whiskers.

by Woofy616 February 18, 2014

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booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet

I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.

by joecoolthefool May 05, 2016

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