Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

booger knots

When babies are sick and go to sleep with a runny nose. They sometimes wake up with boogers in their hair.

Alexis went to bed and woke up with nasty booger knots in her hair.

by s3adawn February 25, 2017

Booger Tee

(noun) boo•gur tee (or booger golf)
When you stick your booger on your finger to flick it.
See how far it can go, though it might be pretty gross.

"I played Booger Tee and my yucky booger went 251 inches!"

by jjbean09 November 11, 2020

booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet

I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2016

Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017

Shuttle Booger

A loose booger caught in the nasal canal that manoeuvres up and down in sync with the inhaling and exhaling of the nose.

Blake Wilkins: Hey man! Whats up ?
Lachie D: Not much, but i got a big fuck off shuttle booger!
Blake Wilkins: Aww mate, no good!

by xLachie1401x September 13, 2016

Booger Paper

Anything made of paper that you can blow your nose on such as tissue, toilet paper, paper towels etc.

My nose is dripping, hand me some booger paper, quick!

by dob bobolina November 13, 2010