Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt
Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck
Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck
by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022
Get the Blue Balls White Dickmug. Name given to faithful Bruins fans. These fans’ beloved team make it to the playoffs every year. They fight hard enough to let the fans feel as though they can hear the duck boats firing up just to get booted in the first round.
“Hey man you see those Boston fans after game 7?”
“Ya bud. Bunch o blue balls ober der eh?!” Laughs in Canuck
“Ya bud. Bunch o blue balls ober der eh?!” Laughs in Canuck
by Hockey-puckstickles May 14, 2022
Get the Blue Ballsmug. " Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
by anonymous October 9, 2025
Get the Blue Collar Ballsmug. Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022
Get the Blue Ballsmug. A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
Get the blue ballsmug. He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm
by 27/4 September 1, 2019
Get the Blue balls-ingmug. by O’MightyDong July 25, 2025
Get the Blue balls 2.0mug.