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Black Blizzard of [Liquid Fire]

A violent form of self-torture.
A bad way to lose your lunch.

The fecal matter sprays out while it remains to be extremely hot. Therefore burning your butthole. Can be accompanied with screaming.
Guy 1: Dood I knew I shouldn't of eaten Taco Bell! It gave me a Black Blizzard of Liquid Fire!
Guy 2: I warned you man...
Guy 1: I know, now I'm gonna be sore all week and my boss is gonna ask why I'm limping again...*sigh*
by wolfclaw92 August 14, 2008
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Quizzard Blizzard

When a female wizard explosively queefs large quantities of blizz (a mixture of jizz and blood). Usually it involves magic spells, also.
Dude, I gotta quit dropping acid. I swear just saw a quizzard blizzard.
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Wall blizzard

Going home after a camp (or event in which one meets many people) and adding/being added by everyone there, creating a mass storm of notifications, wall posts, videos, picture tags, comments, and "________ and _______ are now friends" on Facebook, all during the night one gets back or the day after.
After camp, everyone added each other and everything became a wall blizzard from there. I had trouble keeping up with the wall posts, comments, friend requests, picture tagging, and replying to everything!
by Lillie Taing April 18, 2010
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Stress Blizzard

A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!
A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"

B: "What's going on?"

C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"
by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011
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Siberian Blizzard

When you're having sex and the guy pulls out and ejaculates in the air and it lands anywhere it wants without aim.
He did the Siberian blizzard lastnight.
by TheSinOfSinnistery March 14, 2015
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Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes
"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."
by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016
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Skrollo Blizzard

Mixed Skor and Rollo blizzard at Dairy Queen.
Let's go to DQ and grab a Skrollo blizzard.
by Piecenik May 22, 2016
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