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glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.
"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."
by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010
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Bitching at the finish line

When someone bitches about a task all the way to the end.
by Dryani December 13, 2010
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Bitching

To complain too much like a female. Referring to a female crying dog- which is a BITCH.
Damn she's always bitching at me.
by lBlackManDownl June 7, 2017
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map glitching

Glitching oneself about the virtual terrain in computer and console games for harmless fun or devious mischief. Becoming skilled at map glitching can be rewarding for players, but overuse of glitches may cause other lame players to get pissed off.

Gameplay Examples:

Stacking loads of objects up to get to odd places the player was not meant to access or to get out of the map.

Bunnyhopping up onto stuff and into unusual locations in the game environment that were not meant to be accessible to the player.
Examples in speech:

"damn map glitchers"

"map glitching is fun, let me show you how"

"Multiple map glitch exploits were fixed in the 8.7 patch..."
by Camzeck September 24, 2009
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Pre-Bitching

The behavior of preemptively stating how a man will do something stupid and fail.

After an event comes to pass, there is post-bitching confirmation bias endlessly.
Laquisha began a stream of audible pre-bitching predictions of how her man's autonomous and unsupervised behavior will cause him self anguish and embarrassment.
by Heavee K April 24, 2019
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bitchin

Trippin, or Nagging; or
Taking things to the heart and making a BIG fuss about it when in actuality it's not that serious.
She was bitchin over me not taking out the trash.

He was bitchin because I told him his head looks like a deformed peanut.
by Ms2T February 28, 2017
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bitchin'

a word used by Eleven (Stranger Things) on her look. She was dressed up in dark clothes and had black eyeshadow smudges and slicked back hair. It could mean that you look punk/grunge etc. or a type of vibe you feel
"damn you look bitchin'"
"i'm feelin bitchin' today"
by stangerthAaang November 3, 2017
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