The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.

Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.

by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019

camp bernadette

A sleepaway camp in New Hampshire which is the literal best place in the world where you make memories that you’ll treasure forever with the best people in the world who you never want to say goodbye to.

I spent a month at Camp Bernadette this summer and I love it so much, I made so many friends and I feel bad if you aren’t going there.

by gwenifer’s friend November 11, 2019

Dirty Bernard

When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her

Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!

by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea December 14, 2022

Pulling a Bernard

Pulling a Bernard: Disguising yourself and pretending to be a different person in order to date someone without them realising your true identity.
As seen in the 2010 Dreamworks movie, Megamind.

Chick one: That asshole! I thought it was my boyfriend sexing me up all night. Turned out it was his twin bro!
Chick two: Shit girl, he just pulled a Bernard!

Dude 1: So, I had my hoodie on, and this dudette suddenly glomps me, coz she thought I was her boyfriend. Nearly got away with it, too.
Dude 2: Ohoho! Shit, man! You were halfway to pulling a Bernard

by SweetestLittleBitch December 7, 2011

Kayla St Bernard

You, or a person you're searching up.

We aren't detectives bozo.

Teacher - " Kayla St Bernard, answer this question please. What is your name? "
Kayla St Bernard - "You just said it dumbass. "

by -Kaylicous May 1, 2021

bearded vag

a really hairy vagina.

tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.

by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009