bearded vag

a really hairy vagina.

tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.

by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008

drippy vag beard

(n) - when the inside of a vagina is pulled to the outside, and the pubic hair still covers them.

John: That girl I hooked up with last night was disgusting.
Greg: bluewaffle status?
John: No, more like drippy vag beard.
Greg: You lucked out then.

by awsnapcrackleandpop April 15, 2011