Benjamin Franklin’ed

The act of being sober after a large amount of binge drinking (the opposite of getting John Hamilton’ed)

Oh FUCK BUD! You better make sure you are Benjamin Franklin’ed enough to drive home!

by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020

Benjamin Rubin

A single word, with implied hyphen between "Benjamin" and "Rubin," meaning: nothing left to lose.

Vincent Van Gogh: It's gonna be a Benjamin Rubin sort of day.

Vincent Van Gogh: *reaches for the scissors*

or

Marry, the 18-year old dime-piece, decided today was a Benjamin Rubin day. She threw off the shackles of her virginity and lived happily ever after.

by sleepstudent101 May 03, 2013

Crank that Benjamin

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it

that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her

by mister Chad March 24, 2008

Benjamin Lee

Sophisticated Prick who is very uneducated. Basically, no one likes him. But because of his small dick and large motivation to fuck, he tries to get many girls. CryBaby, fucking dog face and the biggest dick in the world.

Bro, i heard someone likes Wei Ju. Must be a Benjamin Lee.

by Wei Ju April 10, 2019

benjamin bentley

Benjamin Bentley has the longest penis ever known to man and has a great sense of humour. He also knows how to pleasure women really well.

'Wow Benjamin bentley was great last night'

by Adoffhitler June 21, 2017

Filthy Benjamin

Anally fucking a woman that has a lightbulb in her mouth whilst flying a kite in a lightning storm.

Heather was feeling frisky and begged me to give her a Filthy Benjamin while it was storming out...and I'll be damned if that lightbulb didn't glow!

by JizzleMcGrizzle March 10, 2014

Benjamin Garcia

Fat. Just so so so so so so fat. like super huge mega colossal fat.

“He looks like a Benjamin Garcia”

by Benjamin Garcia 209 April 16, 2020