Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

Boxset Bereavement

The sense of sadness you feel when you watch the last episode of a series you've been enjoying.

I've watched all episodes of Cobra Kai and now I am suffering from boxset bereavement.

by Chrissie G January 22, 2021

La Befana

An Italian holiday that falls on the sixth of January

They celebrate La Befana because they have Italian roots

by Man Of Few Words April 12, 2021

La Befana

1) Santa's witch-like colleague on duty the night between the 5th and the 6th January to bring socks full of candies and sweets to every Italian.
2) Italian holiday falling the 6th January. Atheist version of Epiphany.

My house is full of candies after La Befana.

by RVGamer06 January 6, 2023

bed then behead

Smash and Dash- French Revolution style

that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.

by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010

Pulling a beeanca

Pulling a beeanca means making someone's life miserable or giving them autism.

"Dude you don't want me Pulling a beeanca"

by Key-Difference July 16, 2023

No teeth beneath

This is a phrase that you tell someone when they say performing cunnilingus is gross. It's a retort suggesting there's no danger to doing it as there are no teeth involved.

Darryl: "Man, Antonio you gettin' in there with your mouth on her? She's been around and seems unclean."
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"

by von groovy July 1, 2024