I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

bing chilling

The state of being as chill as ice cream

I'm just bing chilling in yo crib

by (void*) January 1, 2022

being a bitch

Being uncaring and indifferent to other people's feelings.

"Laura is being a bitch about the situation."

by Laura Bunny December 12, 2013

Manny being Manny

Behavior that would not be tolerated by other professional baseball players but is in Manny Ramirez (Boston Red Sox left fielder) due to the goofy grin, pistol-fist points back to the dugout, and tossing of his unkempt dread-locked hair is referred to as Manny being Manny. Red Sox fans, at least the ones who know that baseball is entertainment and not a way of life, appreciate these moments because who doesn't like hilarity?

Manny puts a friend's grill for auction on eBay saying it is his own: Manny being Manny.

Manny says he is arriving late for Spring Training 2007 but actually is scheduled to appear at a classic car auction in Atlantic City: Manny being Manny.

Manny keeps requesting to be traded, then isn't, and then professes his love for Boston and that he never wants to leave: Manny being Manny.

July 18 2005 Manny uses a Green Monster pisser during the opposing team's coaching visit to the mound: Manny being Manny.

Whenever Manny looks like he's not paying attention in the outfield or fails to run out a ground ball: Manny being Manny.

by Viktor II August 26, 2007

Being in love with your best friend

The hardest, yet most satisfying thing in the whole entire world.

Being in love with your best friend is never having to worry about anything except everything.

by F.R.I.E.N.D.S March 5, 2014

being difficult

Enjoying making life hard for others (and ultimately oneself)

"you don't really want to do that. You're just being difficult."

by risingfallenangel November 4, 2013

Bing Bang Boom

1. Song and album by Highway 101 that deals with "falling in love" or instant strong sexual attraction that may be disguised as love.

2. Slang term for sex, especially sexual intercourse and orgasm.

1. This song is so right. Keep your hormones in check or you'll be going Bing Bang Boom.

2. Guy: Say, little Missy, wanna get lucky tonight? How about a little Bing Bang Boom?

Girl: (Laughing) Go Bing Bang Boom your little self, loser.

by Gina Vu May 18, 2009