batteriage

when your cell phone is dying its due to lack of batteriage. instead of my battery is dying you have a lack of batteriage

sorry i hung up on your ugly ass but i had not any more batteriage

by maryann April 14, 2005

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boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage

Chocolate milk that comes in a box

I grabbed a box of boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage from the school cafeteria.

by Bobert Boberto December 29, 2017

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Batteries Donahue

A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.

Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.

Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

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Battling the Hole

After ingesting a large amount of ketamine instead of allowing yourself to fall into a k hole you fight it and make the experience all the more hilarious for everyone around you

A: "yo did you see kevin battling the hole last night?"
B: "yeah, and after making himself look like a dick he still k holed, classic kevin!"

by sir_piff_alot101 January 26, 2011

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barbering

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A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

by not me, a friend October 1, 2014

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