Bathroom Sandwich

When you have to use the restroom and the only stall open is in between two people crapping.

My mother told of a bathroom sandwich she experienced at work today

by Jesus fuckin Christ November 7, 2012

Bathroom Blowie

Oral sex in a bathroom facility.

Guy 1: "Where is Nick?"

Guy 2: "He met some guy and took him to the restroom for a bathroom blowie."

by FunWithGolfers April 22, 2019

Bathroom Bishop

A man who yanks his crank in the school bathroom and GETS CAUGHT! They beat with glee while sipping tea.

The bathroom bishop has one of many henious deeds. He scales the bathroom and protects with might, for if you try to stop him, he will give u that pipe!

by BishopsBiggestFan December 13, 2022

pseudo-bathroom

a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.

Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

lock-door bathroom

A bathroom with a door that locks. These bathrooms are not meant to contain more than one person in them at a time. Even if one person is only washing his/her hands it is considered taboo to enter a lock-door bathroom.

Commonly found in convenience stores, and fast food restaurants where space is limited. These can be found in a variety of modus operandi including, but not limited to, unisex, and handicapped.

"Brandon, don't go in that bathroom. It's a lock-door bathroom and someone is already using it. You don't 2-person in a lock-door bathroom."

by Che Stevini October 5, 2009

Tiger in the Bathroom

When you were so drunk last night and you wake up with a big hangover, you almost can't remember what happened last night.

Courtesy "Hangover, The Movie"

Jim: Men, I have like the worst hangover
Ron: You were pretty knocked out last night. Did you find a tiger in the bathroom this morning?
Jim: Almost. If I'd had 1 more tequilla yesterday, I definitely would have seen that tiger

by defman22 November 8, 2009

Sad bathroom

A nice way of describing a nasty bathroom experience without having to go into detail. This can describe a multitude of problems.

Dude....I just had the worst sad bathroom do not go in there!!

by Reeeese January 8, 2010