banterbation

The exchange of sexual banter in a public forum for mutual arousal

We participated in banterbation...it was kind of hot.

by JohnWayneBobbit August 4, 2017

Banterwatch

To observe whether a situation is banter or not subject to personal moral viewpoint

Person 1: was that comment banter or was it sexist?
Person 2: pretty sexist, that’s not banter
Person 1: thanks, good banterwatch

by Banterwatcher December 19, 2017

Banged

Someone not showing up.

For example, calling in sick to work.
Boston, MA

“My coworker banged, so I’m all by myself today.”

by Anderthegreat November 30, 2020

Banded Neutrophils

Banded Neutrophils are immature forms of Neutrophils. When they mature they turn into Neutrophils. Banded Neutrophils make up 10% of your immune cells. Banded Neutrophils are usually mass produced when a infection occurs

Banded Neutrophils are a part of your immune system.

by Ant Guy June 15, 2023

Toxic Banter

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.

Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"

by Shewar January 1, 2009

trench banter

heroic banter shared between a group of lads, curiously it must contain a 3 point jump shot at the end.

1st guy: hey look there's joe.
2nd guy: is he standing up or sitting down?
1st guy: aaar heroic trench banter there.

by robisaponyboy March 6, 2008

Self-banter

To deliberately mock oneself in a banterous fashion in order to join in on a joke or else when no comeback is forthcoming when a friend banters with you.

Friend: mate your head is massive
You: ye its the size of a planet inn'it! self-banter!

by banterlad May 4, 2012