Descrbing something that sucks to go through but has to be done or experienced for a good reason or for the greater good. With "crap" stating that it sucks shit and apples stating that it is for a good cause since apples are good for your health.
Ted: Oh man, I have to finish these reports by 5 o' clock so I can go to the beer carnival on time. Crap apples!
by p_101 March 23, 2005
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An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:
-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.
-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.
The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.
-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.
-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.
The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.
The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.
by kidjay June 27, 2005
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adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.
(Also the name of a type of apple)
adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.
(Also the name of a type of apple)
"Fuck off Jonny or i'll put my fucking Jazz Apples in your mouth."
"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."
"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."
"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."
"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."
"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."
"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."
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