Zebra mocha

Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy… mocha and place it on the woman’s naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved

Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time… da-lish

by November 30, 2023

Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.

GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!

by painbrain December 29, 2010

Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.

Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.

by YoungDrippy January 29, 2017

bouncy zebra

A zebra on a trampoline. As seen in the Zebra Humor video entitled "Bouncy Zebra".

Did you see that bouncy zebra? It sure could bounce!

by ZebraJokeFan99 January 13, 2013

Zebra twinkie

A black girl and a white girl with an Asian in between

As soon as I saw the zebra twinkie get on stage I left that bar and decided it was best to go home for the night at that point

by Mralaska612 June 30, 2024

Zebra Chololita

When a mexican girl is decked out in black and white stripes. This can be either a jacket, pants, gloves, or any other garment of clothing.

My Friend Ericson and I were driving to disneyland and at a stop light we saw a Zebra Chololita.

by Stauder December 22, 2010

zebra ziggle ziggle zag

1. The motion of a zebra. ziggle=right sided walk, zag=left sided walk.*

*ziggle kicks major ass. Zag, not so much

2. As an insult *Can only be beaten by "Fuck you to chunks"

1. " That zebra ziggles twice as much as he zags"

2. Colin- ZEBRA ZIGGLE ZIGGLE ZAG!!
Sean- Fuck you to chunks!*

by Irishpimp117 January 24, 2010