New Year's Eve

The night before the first hangover of a new calendar year.

One is feeling rather queasy: it was New Year's Eve last night.

by Achilles January 2, 2004

Light Year

1 Light Year = 9324744613632km

One light year is defined by travelling for 365 days at the constant speed of light, which is 299 792 458 m/s
where:

m = distance in metres
s = time in seconds

Proxima Centauri is 4.3 light-years from the Sun.

by Sek March 17, 2005

new year's eve

A night when groups of adults get drunk and use explosives when intoxicated. In some cultures they melt metal objects to artefacts.

The dog was scared of the noises on new year's eve.

by j-hi January 7, 2004

Yeard

A beard grown out over a year, or that looks scraggly and icky enough to have been grown for an entire year.

Whoa, check out the yeard on that guy sleeping on the park bench!

by E Honda June 5, 2010

Yearbook

A yearbook is used to humiliate you forever, captering your worst moments in life so you can look back and see how horrable your hair look, or find out that they did take the picture when you were picking your nose.

Made up of Pictures...duh!

"Man I did not look good in my yearbook picture"

by LilHoey292 April 30, 2005

20 years old

the most pointless age ever. you may as well turn 19 two years in a row. there is absolutely nothing significant about this age except, perhaps, the commonly said "you're not a teen anymore!" ... big fucking deal. i still can't legally drink.

"happy birthday, kelsey!.. wow, 20 years old!.. you're not a.."
"shut the hell up."
"hey, now! only 365 more days until you can.."
"FUCK. YOU."

by KELSCULLHAAII August 16, 2009

21.5 year rule

The amount of time after a tragedy when it becomes acceptable to make fun of it.

"Man, she went off like Mount St. Helens!" = Acceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Mount St. Helens tragedy was in 1980, well over 21.5 years ago.

"Man, she freaked out like the people on the planes right before they slammed into the towers!" = Unacceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Will become acceptable on March 11, 2023.

by mynameisbeingused August 11, 2008