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witchcraft that's too cheap to meter

(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)

1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
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The Wither King

A larger than normal wither that also has tentacles.

Was once a human, but due to unfortunate circumstances, is now a powerful creature.
has always been a gigachad
hey... why hasn't the wither king appeared in the rift dimension at all?
by 76MC June 24, 2023
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Witchered

Verb: Derived from "Butchered".

The act of a studio failing at an adaptation or representaion of established lore in such a way that deviates drastically from the themes, tone and plot of a franchise to present an inconsistent and sustandard product resulting in hostile backlash from a fandom.

See Also: using identity politics to cover for an obvious lack of talent.
wow! they really Witchered that up.
by Jeminai Q January 3, 2023
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witherwanded

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.
by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003
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witherage

The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.
Andy, you're 35 now - isn't it time to think about saving for your fast-approaching witherage?
by Andy Sword November 6, 2010
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witherful

Unexplainable beauty; love beyond rationality.
Nick: When I look up at the night sky and can't distinguish the stars from constellations, I get kind of emotional.
Emm: I know it is kind of gay, but I feel the same way too.

Nick: The cosmos are so witherful.
by nicknamelastname February 19, 2019
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