A creepy old man who rapes and ejaculates on people who live in unheated homes in the winter. Characterized by an icicle dick and two large snow balls. On walks to school or work he is the one blowing his load on your exposed skin. He has no mercy and is a rat bastard.
-Dude, I put on as many layers as possible but old man winter some how got through to my ass and had his way with me.
-That's nothing dude. I woke up this morning and he'd blown his load on my face and there wasn't enough hot water in the tank to shower it all off.
-That's nothing dude. I woke up this morning and he'd blown his load on my face and there wasn't enough hot water in the tank to shower it all off.
by Peter North Pole January 2, 2008
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by mommytails June 17, 2008
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The term used to describe the leftover urine which leaks out of the urethra and into your underwear after urinating.
Winter Dick is prone to cold weather (winter specifically), and may occur even after you 'shake' several times.
Winter Dick results in "pee spots" in your underwear and may also result in having a very moist penis. It may also risk your chances of receiving head.
Winter Dick is prone to cold weather (winter specifically), and may occur even after you 'shake' several times.
Winter Dick results in "pee spots" in your underwear and may also result in having a very moist penis. It may also risk your chances of receiving head.
"Hey, has anyone seen my pants?"
"...Dude, did you piss yourself?"
"Oh no...Its just Winter Dick! Son of a bitch! It always happens! No matter how many times I shake!"
"...Dude, did you piss yourself?"
"Oh no...Its just Winter Dick! Son of a bitch! It always happens! No matter how many times I shake!"
by Matteus January 27, 2009
Get the Winter Dick mug.An incredible moody person.Similar to saying "a moody cow". They also tend to have a large number of giks and have a problem controlling their alcohol intake.
"As moody as the Winster"
"The Winster juggled her giks like a champion clown"
"The Winster staggered home with a bottle of malibu in her hand"
"The Winster juggled her giks like a champion clown"
"The Winster staggered home with a bottle of malibu in her hand"
by Dave Doyle August 27, 2007
Get the winster mug.(Updated definition) A city in Central Florida. Was once part of Orlando. There isn't much to do here, except the Scottish Highland Games. If you want something to do, go to Oviedo or Orlando.
by Sunioncarrot11 November 18, 2011
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Person 2: Nah my girlfriend is one of those winterhaven girls
Person 2: Nah my girlfriend is one of those winterhaven girls
by oatmealftw February 14, 2012
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