Welcome Committee

A group of people or single persons wanting to sex up the new kid.

-Hot new girl walks past-
"hey you're the new girl."
"Yeah."
"Well have you met the Welcome Committee?" -points to the left to a group of guys-

by escaped mental patient January 21, 2010

Welcome Mat

A stereotypical African American.

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.

Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.

Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

Warm Kentucky Welcome

the act of shooting sperm on a random person

Stan and mergret were in the midde of intercourse, after hearing a knock on a door, it was a police and he splurt sperm,

The policemen said that he was going to give a ticket for parking at the wrong place but hes being arrested for Assult of warm kentucky welcome

by periroast August 27, 2016

welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 27, 2007

A Welcome Distraction

A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.

Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.

Lame Rocker: Wait, who?

Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".

Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.

Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com

Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.

Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.

by Phoenix Whistler September 8, 2010

Welcome Home (Sanitarium)

Psycho Bitch's theme song. It's the song that I have playing in her personal room all day.

She spends a lot of time in there with her imaginary friends sexy kinky girl and mocha.

by Psych Ward Employee January 29, 2005

Irish Welcome

A penis in the butt.

You deserve the ol’ Irish Welcome.

by ProfessionalBoweller January 20, 2018