woofing

The act of repeatedly lying or exaggerating beyond comprehension. Derived from the incorrect pronounciation of the expression: "you're crying wolf" (pronounced "woof", missing the "L" sound).

Ed told everyone that he wasn't attracted to men, but when we caught him kissing Bruce we knew he was woofing.

by TheEdK July 27, 2010

Woofbag

A woofbag is an individual who often does unsanitary and woofy things. Such as: putting jelly on grill cheese, has cheese dip dripping from desk, enjoys the smell of their own vomit, announces losing toe nails via facebook and away message. A woofbag can be found doing any of these actions along with other woof like tendencies.

" Whats a woofbag? " - Innocent bystander in saga

" Emily !! " - BOM

by A Blackout Menance January 23, 2009

WOOFTER

A poofter who fucks dogs.

You're a poofter!
Yeah, well...you're a WOOFTER.

by de-pube August 4, 2020

Woofer

An unnatractive female.

Don't fancy yours much!! What a fu***in Woofer!!

by Jamie September 12, 2002

woofter

Willie woofter, longer version.
Ryhming slang, poofter or gay.

The gay bar was full of willie woofters.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Woofack

Kathryn doesn't have a dog and I do and she has ducky shoes. Her pay back towards me is saying Caw.

Wow kathryn can you keep me because your beautiful adorable funny spontanious unpredictable please woofack!

by Pdiddy December 25, 2004

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

by CB_ April 26, 2006