whomperjawed

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

over whooping

Doing too much or not doing your homework on what you need to do!

You wanna do cardio when it’s already hot outside? You over whooping!

by Tdome2k September 30, 2023

Whomp and Stomp

Bruno Mars' pompadour styled hair. Sometimes called the 'whomp'.

Interviewer: How many products does it take to make the Bruno Mars pompadour?

Bruno: The whomp? I call it the whomp. The whomp and stomp once in a while. It's just a lot of, you know... Margarine is in there, natural fruits and berries, and surprisingly barbecue potato Pop Chips.

Interviewer: NO! Is that the secret?!

Bruno: I promise you!

by MrunoBars December 26, 2011

whompyjawed

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

Jesus whoopin'

The Southern Baptist version of karma.

Bill: Remember last week when John dropped his fishing pole in the lake and Frank couldn't stop laughing at him?

Ellen: Haha yeah, then Frank got what was coming to him when he tripped on the dock and fell in the water!

Bill: He sure got a Jesus whoopin'!

by MaryCoal122511 December 29, 2011

Whool

When you don’t know how spell wool

What the heck is whool? Do you mean wool?

by Can’t spell November 20, 2019

whomped

To be pummeled by a large wave into the ground.

Dude that wave whomped you good!
I was whomped into last week!

by goldensurfer June 11, 2010