Whoopie Cushion

While trying to have sex with a girl anal but your penis is either too large, or the anus is too dry; you wait for her to fart then you shove your penis inside her as it opens up.

Dude, I tried banging her in the ass, but I couldn't so I executed a "Whoopie Cushion."

by c-bizzle a-bizzle November 28, 2009

whooer

A nice way to call a girl a whore.

by babygoose August 15, 2003

pussy whooped

Male not in control, 1. Male that does not carry the balls in the relationship. 2. Male that does not wear the "pants" in the relationship. 3. A controled male in a heterosexual relationship. 4. Eligio

The biatch Eligio is so pussy whooped that it's not even funny!!

by Larrython September 27, 2006

Whoosh Hair

Guys that have bangs and they flip it a lot. They always make sure their hair is perfectly wind-swept. Like: Jakub Andrew from heyhihello :) and justin bieber.

Yeah, im trying to make my hair look like whoosh hair.
Your hair is so whoosh hair.

by Shaquasie and BonKenzWie July 9, 2010

Whoopas

Whoopas (pronounced like humus but with a whoop instead of hum) is a faster and family friendly way to say whoop ass.

I'm bout to open up a can of whoopas

by M00$375 August 22, 2019

whoomf

whoomf basically means who but used in an oomf context for when ure being nosy

"I HAVE A NEW ECRUSH"

"whoomf??????"

by cockgobbler28 November 10, 2021

ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021