vanessa carlton

An annoying-ass singing girl who is borderline emo. Her song, "A Thousand Miles", is the epitome of cliched pussy lyrics. Her songs make any heterosexual male cringe, and any girl who isn't Paris Hilton or a fan of Green Day want to DIE. As for being underrated, I will admit that she does have instrumental talent... too bad she botches it with these seriously annoyingly whiny songs. Some artists actually ARE underrated for a reason. Carlton falls into this category.

Remember that movie "White Chicks"? The fact that those rich, pathetic, mentally-5-years-old bitches are obsessed with this Vanessa Carlton song proves my above points. She totally doesn't deserve more fame and more time on the radio whining out her depressing songs that make every self-respecting music lover want to cut themselves.

by Al Kohaulick November 10, 2008

vanessa

the type of a spanish girl with a big booty that is only in to black guys who have big dicks

that girl is a total vanessa

by big yachty February 27, 2017

vanessa

fucking bitch!, insensitive, and self-centered who only cares about her self and and a fake! lying stealing bitch that does not care about any one and hurts any one who gets in her way of what she wants. do not trust a vanessa, she is not your friend shes your enemy and as plastic as a barbie.

there goes a vanessa!
what a vanessa!

by jjlink February 6, 2018

Vanessa

the most basic bitch in the entire world.

Vanessa: "Omg I'm better than you cuz I'm on the dance team."

Everyone else: "you're on JV. shut up."

by Just your regular bitch. November 28, 2012

Vanessa

Most amazing person ever, lover of Kanye, and married to Camden. She's so fun and is cool. Thinks Kanye is a god and Camden is hot.

Is that Vanessa? Isn't she married to Camden?

by ??gee i wonder who December 15, 2017

vannessa shen

you fell for it

by asdfsadf July 15, 2003

vanessa

someone who just takes and never gives, all her husband does is give and work for their family and she has never shown any appreciation in the slightest. She is always in debt, having "invested" all of her funds into 15 dollar bets that have never seen a return. Avoid at all cost, thx.

Oh no, Vanessa is coming be quiet.

by capstone2020!!! November 26, 2019