by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023
Get the vacuum cleanermug. this is when you fart and immediately after that, fresh air enters your anus. this is because there is no more air in your anus. this can only happen if you are in a certain position with your anus spread.
by El Crispee February 21, 2022
Get the Vacuum fartmug. The act of Cummins inside of a girls vagina, and then stickning your nose is and sucking all the air out som it creates a vacuum inside of it so the cum starts to boil.
by manbun004 October 20, 2025
Get the Nebraska nose vacuummug. 1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.
2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.
2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
Get the vacuum the pantrymug. The act of cumming on one persons face during a threesome, then proceeding to have the other person sniff up the cum.
by Jake.1026 September 5, 2025
Get the Utah Vacuum Cleanermug. Used to describe a person who's dedication and tenacity ensures that the job is done right, even if it requires undertaking menial tasks.
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'
'One look at the communal workbench was enough to see that Jay was definitely the Vacuum Guy of this operation.'
'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'
'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'
by timeforacatnap April 1, 2024
Get the Vacuum Guymug. When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 15, 2023
Get the vacuuming the backyardmug.