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Google University

The school of choice for self described experts who make ridiculous claims and attempt to back them up with "evidence" gleaned from google searches. Signs attendance include links to various fringe websites, blogs, and media outlets well known for twisting facts to suit the position of the writer(s). Other signs include lack of credible evidence (or inclusion of anecdotal evidence) , the writer/blogger thinking they understand science better than scientists, and talk of government conspiracies.
"Other than the provided bullshit from google searches links, the best evidence available is the anecdotal evidence provided by interviews with blank, blank, and blank. The government, doctors, scientists, corporations don't want you to know this because it will cost them money, power, legitimacy. I have A degree from Google University many years of experience in dealing with this issue. Tell your friends, this conspiracy to hide the truth must stop!"
by Pizza113 May 18, 2014
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St Andrews University

The top university in Scotland and consistently in the top 5 in the United Kingdom.

The university itself is dominated by a public school, oxbridge-reject English population. Americans and Germans make up the largest minorities. Small groups of Scottish, Northern Irish, Canadians, Chinese, Indians and mainland Europeans are recognized. You can sum up each subject by the groups that dominate them.

For example, North Americans - International Relations, English - Classics, Chinese and Germans - Economics, all other Brits - Sciences

St Andrews is well known for being the third oldest university in the english speaking world, having the oldest debating team in the world, and even has the oldest student newspaper. With 600 years of quirky traditions (such as Raisin Weekend, Academic families, Pier Walks, and the famous red gowns), the most pubs per student than any other uni town, and a tight knit student body it is no wonder the university has the best student satisfaction rate in the entire UK, earning its title as the Bubble.

St andrews students usually become very successful. Inventing logarithms, being on 100$ American bills, and becoming the future King of the United Kingdom are only a few accomplishments of our alumnae. But no one would be surprised if a St Andrews student was found as a professional wine taster in a posh part of London.
"I hate yahs"
"Don't go to St Andrews University"

"I love Americans"
"Go to St Andrews University"
by GUPPERT January 8, 2010
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Nigger University

First framed in the 60's, nigger university is another word for prison. It was assumed that with the prison system becoming geared more toward rehabilitation and less toward punishment that blacks that went to prison learned more behind bars than at any of the black colleges at the time.
Where's Tyrone? He went to Nigger University again cuz he be rapin and stealin.
by Gary D Ellis March 21, 2010
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(UIC)An amazing downtown university experience with quality education, conveniently located for internships (...and concerts/ clubs/ shopping/ restaurants etc!). Living off campus with friends is less expensive, and perfect for inviting study groups, and of course throwing parties!

Home to the largest population of apparently friendly city pigeons who have the right of way on campus. Similarly, students jay walk into traffic any time they darn well please! There's no UIC football team... Chicago is sports PARADISE! Go Bulls, Da Bears, Cubs OR Sox, Blackhawks! There might be a UIC basketball team, but students generally don't care. There is also an AMAZING workout facility, but the majority of students are too busy to utilize it.

One of the most diverse universities in the world; aka 'University of Indians and Chinese'. This is true of both students and faculty. For example, UIC's world renowned Engineering researchers/professors are there because they speak the universal language of math, NOT because of needless qualifications such as being able to speak English fluently while giving lectures!

Chicago's such a great city, and UIC's an amazingly fun university experience because it's downtown. Parties in Chicago also consist of students from many other great universities in the city, such as DePaul/Loyola!
Q:What sports does University of Illinois at Chicago play?

A:Primarily flippy cup, quarters and beer pong!
by RexHex3 December 1, 2010
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Misericordia University

A small private university located in Dallas, PA, just outside of Wilkes-Barre. It is dominated females and health science majors (Physical Therapy, Occupational Therapy, Speech Language Pathology, Nursing, ect.). It is commonly referred to its inhabitants as "miseri".
1. You've lost count of the rainy days
2. You've had a conversation with Barb the lunch lady at least twice.
3. Half of your friends transferred after freshman year.
4. You can get to any point on campus in less than 5 minutes.
5. You think parking at Anderson and having to walk to the science building is far.
6. Your options for entertainment are Applebees or a bar.
7. You have class on Martin Luther King day.
8. You know that when the line for dinner is long, it's worth eating.
9. Otherwise, you usually opt for a sandwich.
10. You have had 2 classes in the same room in the same semester.
11. You understand that sometimes, the cafeteria is going to be half shut off so that there can be a banquet in another room.
12. You call it the cafeteria, not a dining hall.
13. You know what an "equiv" is.
14. You don't go to the games unless you're playing in them.
I'm taking courses at Misericordia University.
by andreaOT August 13, 2008
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Catholic University of America

A small university located in the ghetto NE section of Washington, DC called Brookland. The only university in the U.S. chartered, owned, and run by the Vatican in Rome. The population consists largely of people from "near-Philly," but New York, Massachusetts, and the Washington/Baltimore metro areas are also common. The population has a good percentage of "God-squad," from Campus Ministry, but everyone at Catholic knows how to party. Yes, even those in the God-Squad. In a recent Playboy list of top party schools, Miami was number one, but Catholic was asterisked underneath with detail: "We don't rate professionals." Catholic students are often the main (illegal) customers of bars, Johnny K's and Brothers, and on Saint Patrick's Day, you won't find better campus spirit (or more openly drunk people and skipped classes) then at Catholic. Often seen running around campus are random artsy music/theater people and a 30% gay population, despite the Catholic name. One can expect to find lots of conservatives, pro-lifers, popped collars, flip-flops all year round, and mass homogeneousness. A school for smart kids who slacked off in high school, always full of controversy over the speaker-policy, and always in the Washington Post due to its dramas.
Guy 1: "Hey! In exactly 4 months it'll be St. Patty's Day, we need to get movin with plans!"
Guy 2: "Omgosh you're right, put on your flip flops, pop your collar, we have to make an itinerary for the day."
Guy 3: "Yea, we'll need 10 cases of beer for the four of us, green die, and stops at Brother's and K's.."
Guy 4: "Don't forget, we gotta get up at 8am to start drinking."
by phillylove June 5, 2005
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Universally Handsome

Being sexually or physically appealing to someone no matter your ethnicity or that person's usual general preference.
My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.
by cdbb September 8, 2008
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