When you have a crush on an actor(or just like them) and watch literally every series, tv show, and anything the actor has been in.
by fartexploder December 29, 2022
Get the thirst-watching mug.-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms
"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"
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The act OF covering oneself into ones own excrement during sexual activity. Produces appetising treat on for later and on intoxicating whiff.
by Random November 14, 2003
Get the thatching [thatch] mug.The act of going to any public place and acting like an ass to see how many people will flip you off, before you leave.
Man I got so bored that I went down to walmart ,to go bird watching. I handed out pro abortion pamphlets. I saw 12 birds.
by Baron Chill Predictor Of Death February 22, 2011
Get the Bird Watching mug.Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.
General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.
During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.
General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.
During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.
"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."
by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009
Get the twitching dolphin mug.The act of flicking ones clitoris until climax. Usually done by a woman, however a man may do such an act to a woman whilst jacking. This is refereed to as "jackin n twackin" to some cultures.
Man 1: "Dude so I totally walked in on my friends bent over twacking on the ottoman together"
Man 2 "so it was a total twack fest?"
Man 1 "It was until I turned it into a jack n twack seminar."
Man 2 "so it was a total twack fest?"
Man 1 "It was until I turned it into a jack n twack seminar."
by Mista Corry October 17, 2019
Get the twacking mug.“Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more often then you’d witness a whale leaping out from the sea in front of your ship.
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
As I sat in coldstone the other day, I couldn't help but make a mental note of the "Fail watching story" I would get from the easter bunny who forgot to hide her sneakers
by Chetnugget April 10, 2009
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